The Adventures of Miss Luna

Today was our Mum’s birthday! She wouldn’t say how old she is in people years but she did say that if she was a doggy, she would be nearly 4! Gee she’s not really that old when you put it like that!

Anyway my favourite person in the whole wide world (well, apart from Mum and Dad of course) came to visit – GRANDMA! We luurrrve Grandma. And it was nice for Mum to have her Mum around on her birthday too.

Here’s some piccies of us with Grandma…

And then of course I had to have my own photoshoot with Grandma (because I am her favourite of course, shhh, don’t tell Luna!).

Well, we have now made it easier for you!

Mum is a bit slack with updating our blog sometimes, she says it’s something to do with having to ‘work’ but as far as I can see she just stares at a big screen all day and taps at the white things on her desk. I wouldn’t exactly call that ‘work’!

Anyways, she’s found a new way to keep you all updated on our latest adventures and daily activities, without having do put together a proper blog post! It’s called Twitter, which is kind of weird cos that’s the noise that birdies make and we certainly aren’t birds. I reckon it should be called ‘woof’!

You don’t have to do anything except cast your eyes over to the right of the screen – you are instantly updated with my fun adventures and amusing views on life. Mum did try and add one for Luna too but it seems we can only have one at a time, so of course being the superior comedic genius and photographic model extraordinaire, looks like the task rests on my shoulders.

Enjoy!!

Well finally today we got PROOF that Mum’s been doing the dirty on her two favourite, faithful companions (me and Luna of course). It all fits together now – the long hours away in the afternoons when she arrives back home smelling… different. Not bad, just different, in a distinctly animalistic kind of way.

Well tonight, we discovered some PHOTO EVIDENCE on her computer!

So behold, Mum canoodling with the culprit!!

Update: Ok, so Mum has informed us that we have nothing to worry about. At first we thought he was some kind of overgrown Great Dane that let Mum ride him (how could we ever compete with that??) but Mum assures us he is a different species. A horse in fact. So, since he’s not a doggy like us, technically she’s not actually cheating on us. Phew!

So a bit about ‘the horse’. His name is ‘Rocky’ and he’s a ‘thoroughbred’ (kind of like us, we are ‘thoroughbred’ Great Danes), he’s 13 years old (wow! old!) and he’s 15.3 hands high. Whatever that means. He used to be a racing horsey (again, kind of like me, I race other doggies at the beach) and he is from New Zealand! Which is apparently some cold, small little country overseas somewhere.

Mum says that one day we will get to meet him in person! Uh… horse… dog.. let me try again… one day we get to meet him for real! I hope he likes us and doesn’t try and stomp on us with those big hard looking feets.

Anyways we are a bit excited, a bit envious, but a LOT relieved! Mum still loves us, yay!

Life is just sooooo not fair at the moment. My toe is almost better, but something weird is happening to me now! I feel all kind of, loving, and bits of me have swollen up and started leaking. Help!

I’m not allowed outside unless someone is watching me – no idea what all that’s about – PLUS now I have to wear pants! I can tolerate a jacket, that’s fine, but PANTS!?! Mum and Dad said they are to stop me leaking all over the place and that it’s either that or me getting locked in the laundry all day. I guess the pants are better than that.

And to top it all off, Kaya goes and posts embarrassing pictures of me for all the world to see!! Gee thanks loving sister Kaya.

Mum and Dad did try and explain it all to me, but it makes no sense whatsoever. Why would I want to do that with boy doggies? And as if I’d want to have puppies? I’m only a little puppy myself! How preposterous.

Hrummpph. NO FAIR.