Well finally today we got PROOF that Mum’s been doing the dirty on her two favourite, faithful companions (me and Luna of course). It all fits together now – the long hours away in the afternoons when she arrives back home smelling… different. Not bad, just different, in a distinctly animalistic kind of way.
Well tonight, we discovered some PHOTO EVIDENCE on her computer!
So behold, Mum canoodling with the culprit!!
Update: Ok, so Mum has informed us that we have nothing to worry about. At first we thought he was some kind of overgrown Great Dane that let Mum ride him (how could we ever compete with that??) but Mum assures us he is a different species. A horse in fact. So, since he’s not a doggy like us, technically she’s not actually cheating on us. Phew!
So a bit about ‘the horse’. His name is ‘Rocky’ and he’s a ‘thoroughbred’ (kind of like us, we are ‘thoroughbred’ Great Danes), he’s 13 years old (wow! old!) and he’s 15.3 hands high. Whatever that means. He used to be a racing horsey (again, kind of like me, I race other doggies at the beach) and he is from New Zealand! Which is apparently some cold, small little country overseas somewhere.
Mum says that one day we will get to meet him in person! Uh… horse… dog.. let me try again… one day we get to meet him for real! I hope he likes us and doesn’t try and stomp on us with those big hard looking feets.
Anyways we are a bit excited, a bit envious, but a LOT relieved! Mum still loves us, yay!
by Charlotte Reeves
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