Life is just sooooo not fair at the moment. My toe is almost better, but something weird is happening to me now! I feel all kind of, loving, and bits of me have swollen up and started leaking. Help!
I’m not allowed outside unless someone is watching me – no idea what all that’s about – PLUS now I have to wear pants! I can tolerate a jacket, that’s fine, but PANTS!?! Mum and Dad said they are to stop me leaking all over the place and that it’s either that or me getting locked in the laundry all day. I guess the pants are better than that.
And to top it all off, Kaya goes and posts embarrassing pictures of me for all the world to see!! Gee thanks loving sister Kaya.
Mum and Dad did try and explain it all to me, but it makes no sense whatsoever. Why would I want to do that with boy doggies? And as if I’d want to have puppies? I’m only a little puppy myself! How preposterous.
Hrummpph. NO FAIR.

by Charlotte Reeves
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