Environmental Activist

I don’t really understand why humans cut grass down really low. What’s the point? Long grass is so lucious, sometimes tasty and always fun to roll around in! I hate it when my people cut our grass, so I make sure I make a stand so they know just how I feel about it.

I heard Mum saying I would be a good ‘environmental activist’. Apparently they tie themselves to trees that are going to be cut down so people leave the trees alone. It’s a bit hard for me to do that as I don’t have thumbs. And they also lie in front of big machines so they can’t go anywhere. A bit like me lying in front of the grass cutting machine in our front yard. Yep, I think that title suits me nicely – “Kaya – Professional Dog Model Extraordinnaire and Environmental Activist”.

After all that though, Mum still made me move so she could mow my last little bit of remaining grass. She stole my squeaky chicken and bribed me with it, how unfair. I wonder if human Environmental Activists have to deal with that kind of thing.